“Tha’ was one lons assed buisness trip. Where’dye go?”
“Alaska. Don’t ask.”
[he jUST STARTS LAUGHING]
“Shut up.”
Nei.
[whacks]
Wow ‘ow rude of ya.
[mIND YOU THERE ARE BANDAGES ON HIS FOREHEAD aND SHOULDER]
M’ ye’ bror. I do what I want.
[Not a single damn given.]
“Tha’ was one lons assed buisness trip. Where’dye go?”
“Alaska. Don’t ask.”
[he jUST STARTS LAUGHING]
“Shut up.”
Nei.
[whacks]
“Tha’ was one lons assed buisness trip. Where’dye go?”
“Alaska. Don’t ask.”
[he jUST STARTS LAUGHING]
“Shut up.”
“Tha’ was one lons assed buisness trip. Where’dye go?”
“Alaska. Don’t ask.”
(Source: forretningsmann)
“What’s this ‘bout m’ funeral…?”
[he just kind of drops his phone becasuse fuck he’s alive.]
“Why do ye’ look like you’ve just seen a ghost? ‘nd what funeral was that?”
[Oblivious as crap but still what the hell Dagur]
“Becasue I thought ye died. So tha’ body wasn’t yers?”
“M’ obviously alive…”
“Wait.”
“Who the hell was in the casket—”
“I don’ even know…”“
“I wasted money fer nothin’.”
“Damn it.”
“…So… Was there ‘nyone on the missing list?”
“Wha’ missin’ list.”
“…Nevermind.”
“Alrigh’. Where’ve ye been?”
“Business trip.”
“What’s this ‘bout m’ funeral…?”
[he just kind of drops his phone becasuse fuck he’s alive.]
“Why do ye’ look like you’ve just seen a ghost? ‘nd what funeral was that?”
[Oblivious as crap but still what the hell Dagur]
“Becasue I thought ye died. So tha’ body wasn’t yers?”
“M’ obviously alive…”
“Wait.”
“Who the hell was in the casket—”
“I don’ even know…”“
“I wasted money fer nothin’.”
“Damn it.”
“…So… Was there ‘nyone on the missing list?”
“Wha’ missin’ list.”
“…Nevermind.”
“What’s this ‘bout m’ funeral…?”
[he just kind of drops his phone becasuse fuck he’s alive.]
“Why do ye’ look like you’ve just seen a ghost? ‘nd what funeral was that?”
[Oblivious as crap but still what the hell Dagur]
“Becasue I thought ye died. So tha’ body wasn’t yers?”
“M’ obviously alive…”
“Wait.”
“Who the hell was in the casket—”
“I don’ even know…”“
“I wasted money fer nothin’.”
“Damn it.”
“…So… Was there ‘nyone on the missing list?”
“What’s this ‘bout m’ funeral…?”
[he just kind of drops his phone becasuse fuck he’s alive.]
“Why do ye’ look like you’ve just seen a ghost? ‘nd what funeral was that?”
[Oblivious as crap but still what the hell Dagur]
“Becasue I thought ye died. So tha’ body wasn’t yers?”
“M’ obviously alive…”
“Wait.”
“Who the hell was in the casket—”
[after a moment of silence she shook her head, that have to be a prank of some sort.] “either ye’re joking me or just crazy.”
“What makes ye’ say so?”
[she looked up from her ice-cream.] “hallo~”
He looked at her blankly before giving a small dip of his head as a greeting.
“Heisann, Heidi.”
[still smiling although she’s mentally nervous.] “how’er ya?”
“A little confused. S’not everyday ye’ see a funeral fer ye’self.”
[…the information just won’t sink into her mind.] “…hvat?” [the ice-cream in on the verge of dropping down.]
“Ye’ know. That infamous thing ‘bout the ‘Death of Eirik Thomassen’.”
“……….oh…” [mentally judging him, or thinking that he’s crazy.] “…if you’re alive then… who was in that coffin-thing?”
“Don’t know. Ye’ll have ta’ ask m’ dear bror about that.”
